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frog slap 

if the spider man doesnt work("When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.")then the cum will get stuck in ur fingers and it make ur fingers all webbed then u slap the girl in the face.

the spider man didnt work on the bitch so i wiped out the frog slap and she didnt know what to do with herself
frog slap by gilli-spree October 11, 2007
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frog slap 

a term used to refer to the male scrotum slapping the female clitoris during sexual intercourse. The origin of this term comes from the scrotum frog that live around lake Titicaca and have baggy skin that looks like the male testicle sack.
Last night when I was having sex with my wife doggie style, she turned around and looked me in the eye and said "I love it when you frog slap me."
frog slap by marksmale July 31, 2020

Slap the frog 

A phrase for masturbating (used for females) but if your parents ask it’s about the meme pepe
“Dang I can’t wait till I get home so I can slap the frog”
Slap the frog by Queentea13 March 13, 2019

slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand 

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .
ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...

Frogslap 

A sexual act. At climax the male partner ejaculates into his hand and spreads the semen between his fingers, mimicking the webs between a frogs hand. He then proceeds to slap his female or male partner in the face with the frog like semen covered hand.
She didn't want me to blow my load on her face so I frogslapped that whore.
Frogslap by Jizzy McTasty December 2, 2011

Frogslap 

A slang term for the frog fish, or guira, a Latin American percussion instrument consisting of an open-ended, hollow gourd with parallel notches cut in one side.
Jeremy played the frogslap as if his life depended on it, raking the stick across the back and making all the girls in the audience swoon.
Frogslap by Ski School Member A February 23, 2018

Frogslap 

Water Polo celebration, basically a "high five when a player scores a goal in a power play situation, or manages to throw the ball expertly, finding the one vulnerable area in the goalkeeper's well-guarded net.
The ball enters the goal net after having been touched and almost stopped by the opposing team's goalkeeper.

The scoring player does a "Frogslap" with each and every one of his team-mates, especially those who assisting him in the score.
Frogslap by PoloPro Paul May 3, 2011
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