frobortion 

The act of cutting or shaving off one's afro, especially when it gets out of control.

"My head got so hot this summer with my hair, so I totally decided to get a frobortion."

frobortion by psiidagama August 19, 2013

Foodbortion

The violent act of aborting or miscarrying a meal by means of the rectum.

"That Mexican burrito I had over lunch destroyed my gut and caused a foodbortion!"

Foodbortion by Drubilee May 14, 2015

Fabortion 

A Failed Abortion.

Someone who was a failed abortion is a Fabortion.

Fabortion by Coltsfan85 November 18, 2009

probortion 

A fan of or advocate for the abortion of someone who should not have been born

In the case of Paul Begala I am probortion

probortion by bettinas February 27, 2009

funbortion 

the act of killing a fun or enjoyable activity before it has started.

The cops committed funbortion when they arrived before we could even open the alcohol.

funbortion by m3ph15t0 April 14, 2011

Flabortion 

The act of aborting your flabby bits (most commonly around the tummy area)

Honey, I think I'm expecting a food baby

Maybe you need a flabortion babe

Flabortion by LB69 August 4, 2018

brobortion 

when your brother kicks you down the stairs just in case other abortion options aren't available to you.

Brendan: yo sis, how did the abortion go?
Caitlin: not so good, it's way to expensive
Brendan: I have an idea

(Brendan kicks Caitlin down the stairs. Brobortion complete. Baby problem solved.)

brobortion by babyproblemsolved April 24, 2011