Flabortion

The act of aborting your flabby bits (most commonly around the tummy area)
Honey, I think I'm expecting a food baby

Maybe you need a flabortion babe
by LB69 August 04, 2018
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Bashing the meat

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"
by LB69 May 14, 2016
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