Definitions by LB69

Flabortion 

The act of aborting your flabby bits (most commonly around the tummy area)

Honey, I think I'm expecting a food baby

Maybe you need a flabortion babe

Flabortion by LB69 August 4, 2018

Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"

Bashing the meat by LB69 May 14, 2016