froaker

A man who sucks on himself while wearing a frog costume.

""" Larry didn't have enough time to play Fortnite with us yesterday, he was too busy being a froaker."""

froaker by 8dm May 8, 2024

Freddie Freaker 

ITS THE FREAK PHONE AND HERES THE PARTY FREAK!: FREDDIE FREAKER! 1-900-490-FREAK

Lois: peter freddie freak is in the living room!

Peter: oh god..anything...but him..

you must smush freddie freakers thumbs you must defeat the freak.

Freddie Freaker by Punislife August 21, 2018

freddie freaker 

actually god himself

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freddie freaker by Worstree June 6, 2018

freddie freaker 

god himself

For your own Freddie Freaker today, call
1-900-490-FREAK call now!

freddie freaker by Worstree June 6, 2018

speaker freaker 

A person, presumably peaking on an intoxicant -- namely ecstasy -- who is so consumed with the pulse of techno, and its throbbing consistent bassline, that he or she stands as close to the speaker on a dance floor as possible.

Amusingly, speaker freakers often stick their sweaty, bopping heads inside a larger speaker's compartments and holes so the vibration of the music encompasses and massages their bodies. Occasionally, petite partiers manage to crawl inside the crevices of the speakers, assume fetal positions, and let the bass rock them into trances.

More physically active and alert speaker freakers are found next to the speakers with raised arms, as if to worship these tall black obelisks as inanimate gods of technology.

While taking a break to sip bottled water and catch our breath, our eyes darted from the DJs at the front to the speaker freakers across the dance floor. One of the guys pumped his fists in the air to the beat, while his friend -- rolling hard -- put his hands on his bald head, then reached out and fondled the mesh of the speakers.

speaker freaker by Cheri Lucas February 3, 2008

Fronker

A person who lives to suck farts and fart bubbles by any and all means necessary..

That kid from 3rd period is a Fronker. He was caught red handed Fronking with a straw in the bathtub by his mother.

Fronker by Mother Fronker May 12, 2018

Freaker

Another word for a goth, the kids in school who wear all black and listen to heavy metal

Only freakers go to Ozzfest

Freaker by 9 Toed Chuck January 26, 2019