frigophilia

The urge to revisit a refrigerator every twenty seconds in the hope that something more appetising will somehow have materialised there in the meantime.

I'm getting frigophilia. I'm hungry, but not that hungry. Basically I'm bored.

by Fearman March 4, 2008

Flidophilia

A psychiatric disorder in which a Flidophile or sexual deviant experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to people with either missing limbs or the small flappy chicken wing like limbs (a flid).

"that poor thing Heather Mills is fucked now that Paul Mccartney has been cured of his Flidophilia"

by Kingguff January 14, 2015

Flagophilia

Noun.

Def:

1. An obsessional love of flags.
2. Placing the love of flags over the rights & needs of people
3. Sexual perversion in which flags are the preferred sexual object.

Concerned with the recent desire for everything to include flags as a distraction from real politics.

That Tory MP is a real flagophilia, did you see how many Union Jacks he had in his bedroom

by Flagshag March 23, 2021

frogphilia

wanting to fuck frogs

Yo dude, Ann has fuckin frogphilia

by aaaaaaaaacrys June 4, 2021