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friendick 

someone who you act nice to in person, but always talk about them behind your back
wow, Lenny is such a friendick
friendick by powerben April 25, 2008
Words you can keep

friendcest 

Friendcest. Noun. The act of interdating among a cliche or crowd of friends. Also dating a friend's ex. or sibling.
Alt. spelling: frencest.

Analogy:
Friends:Friendcest::Family:incest

Friendcestuous. Adj. describing a group of friends who have all dated each other, each other's exes, and each other's family members or an individual in said group. A small dating pool, the equivalent of a small gene pool.

You: I can't believe she is dating her friend's ex. again. After having dated her friend's brother too!
Me: She loves to commit friendcest.

or

You: Man, that crowd is like a soap opera. They've all hooked up in every possible combination.
Me: How friendcestuous.

or

Me: Be careful before you date him. I hear engages in frencest.
friendcest by mepwave February 18, 2009

Freedick 

(Adjective) Being single and looking to get laid

(Verb) To pursue a girl to hook up with
(Adjective)
Bruce: Yo I just broke up with Tiffany, I'm freedick now!
Wayne: I just broke up with Liz so I am too!!!!

(Verb)
Yo do you wanna go to this party to freedick or should we just chill?
Freedick by MANJMT July 2, 2017

Friendfiction 

Fanfiction you write about your friends.
Tina wrote an erotic friendfiction about all of her friends at school.
Friendfiction by MewWinx96 January 20, 2013

Friendial 

vt. a composite word of friend and dial, means check out friends to keep in touch;
Person A: We were supposed to be best friends forever, but then we just kind of drifted apart.

Person B: I know! I guess you must friendial each other from time to time.
Friendial by AlexJM October 7, 2010

Friendcenary 

A friendcenary, sometimes known as a friend of a friend, is an individual who is friends with a group of people but is only a known by one person of the group, is otherwise an outsider of the group, and is not an official friend of anyone.

Friendcenaries are seen in parties or when your friend brings their friend you don't know, their payment is usually just socializing because otherwise they are often outcasts.
Everyone flaked on me so I became a friendcenary.
Friendcenary by scirom92 August 9, 2020

friendcrush

A person who you want to be friends with, but aren't yet. Not romantic.
Anne: "I want to be friends with Dan so badly!"
May: "Ooooo! Do you have a crush on him?!"
Anne: "I don't like him like that. I just want to be friends."
May: "Oh. So he's your friendcrush."
friendcrush by Naokashi September 6, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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