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Free Dick
The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.
Free Dick by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014
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freedickulous
Completely and utterly ridiculous; pertaining to mostly actions and statements that deserve a pause before anything can be said in reference to the said action or statement.
Do the Robot (Roboot) by J. Navarro featuring D. Goodson is the most freedickulous song I've ever heard.
freedickulous by Chicago Rock City? February 9, 2009
Free Dick
A term of endearment protesting the imprisonment of DePaul Student, Aussie the Australian's brother Richard. Later transformed into a phrase of offering by Mookie
Free Dick by Mookie Mariotti January 22, 2009
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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