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friend-slave 

Someone who has been tricked or forced into being your friend. You can make them do anything you want, and they will never be able to stop being your friend. Perks including: they must do as you say, making them do whatever you want sexually, dominating them, they must call you master.
Ways to get a friend-slave:

1. Make a bet, if they lose then they have to be your friend-slave
2. If a buddy of yours is pretty devoted to you already then have him agree to it
3. If you have a 'friend' that you wish to keep, then cut your finger and have the desired friend swear to obay you as they suck the blood from it. This way is the most effective.
"You two must really be close," "Oh, he's just my friend-slave,"
friend-slave by ❤Maryjane❤ March 16, 2018
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Scavenger friend

Someone that preys on an individual as a friend to get what they want or need in life.. popularity, money, food, clothes ... Basically a user.
Lori was friends with the while cheer squad but she was just there for the party invites, a scavenger friend.
Scavenger friend by LolaPYT March 18, 2019

Friendsaversary 

Alisha and I are celebrating our first friendsaversary soon.
Friendsaversary by Glee Johnson August 27, 2018

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026