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you fried 

A word deriving from the un-ghetto suburbs of Macomb County, Michigan, where whites make up a majority of the population. You fried means you've been insulted badly, or you don't know what your talking about, it can also mean you've said something just plain stupid. You are also fried if, you say this word every other word

You can use this word when you have a strong disagreement, or you have told a good joke about someone and they have no good comeback. The African American population enjoys using this "slang" language.
Man you know i fucked Dr. Dre Ph.D right ... negro you fried no you didn't.

or

Jesus was born 2009.... you fried dummy

or

my air force twos better than your j`s .. "bitch" you fried

or

Tupac: bitch you fried you fried ass motha fried fucker
Biggie: (in a deep voice) naw nigga you fried for saying fried

you fried 

a word deriving from detroit,meaning youve been insulted badly or you dont know what your talking about it can also mean youve said something just plain stupid

you can yous this word when you have a strong disagrrement or you have told a good joke about someone and they have no good comback
man you know i fucked tiana right ... nigga you fried no you didnt

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abraham licon was born 1456.... you fried dumby

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my air force ones better than your j`s .. bitch you friedd

you're fried 

An expression as if someone did or said something dumb

Or if someone is high
you're fried by Damonk June 19, 2017

A Friend You Call Ted

A male friend who gets involved with all of the girlfriends, of his male friends, but strictly in a friendship way.

Ted, from the movie "Jingle all the Way".
Example 1.

Friend 1:
"Great!, Alfredo added my girlfriend on Facebook."

Friend 2:
"Don't you mean Ted did?"

(Alfredo is a Friend You Call Ted.)

Beat A Friend You Hate Day 

On November 28th, it is a day to beat up a friend you hate! and they can't do anything back.
Guy 1: Its Beat A Friend You Hate Day
Guy 2: I'm gonna go beat up my friend I hate!

national tell your friend what you love about them day 

This day takes place on December 26th, the day after Christmas! Christmas is a day of being with those you love, so the day after is for telling your best friends what you love about them day!
Hey bro, it's national tell your friend what you love about them day, so I thought i'd tell you how I love your sense of humor! Love ya, bro!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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