See Trojan Horse. They look like chicken nuggets, but don't be fooled. If you look REALLY close, you can tell that they are wolves in sheep's clothing. For some reason, no matter where I look online, I don't see anyone having a problem with them, which boggles my mind. The issue isn't even the fact that they're pickles, it's the fact that they look so god damn similar to chicken nuggets. Like, fuck, either make them easier to identify or explicitly make sure that the one about to eat them knows what they are. I swear it's some sick joke.

This kinda stuff is why I have trust issues.

Before eating the "chicken nuggets":
Oooh! Some chicken nuggets!
After eating what turned out to be deep fried pickles:
Why is the world so cruel...

Deep Fried Pickle by thechadman412 July 12, 2022

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Deep fried chocolate pickle

A deep fried chocolate pickle is when you proceed with anal sex without proper preparation. You pull out and there’s shit on your dick. Then proceed to cover your shit covered dick in icee hot and stick it back in.

Hey man, you ever tried the deep fried chocolate pickle?

Deep fried chocolate pickle by Big dick Phil March 29, 2020

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Fried pickles

Means to call the police on a pedophile. Predator Catchers use the term when they want the police called to come make an arrest.

When will my fried pickles be here?

Fried pickles by J. M. Wall January 3, 2022

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Fried pickles

Definition.. Means call the police on a ped.

I'd like some fried pickles

Fried pickles by J. M. Wall January 3, 2022

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