fried jesus

a man who makes the most delicious cannibalistic fried food. oh yes he makes it delicious....

Aw man, he's such a fried jesus

by DilandRick January 12, 2017

jesus fried chicken

its chicken made by the lord. Better than KFC

i am going to eat at Jfc( jesus fried chicken)

by amatochayourspaghet May 4, 2018

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus

a man with long hair

yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?

by blubber bob October 4, 2007

jesus fries

When a person shits in the toilet, and the shit pieces float (or fall) together to make a cross, which the shitter than proceeds to worship. Or, if they do not believe in Christianity or God, they curse their shit pieces and proceed to claim their own one true prophet See Mormon Fries.

And behold, there in the water, was the one true magic, the very source of my worship...

Jesus Fries?

You're goddamn right, Jesus Fries, baby!

by Trevor Whitecliff February 12, 2008

Jesus my friend

If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.

Jesus my friend

by zDeagleX January 6, 2019