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Fridge You 

If someone is saying this to you, it could mean they hate you or don’t like you.
Fridge You by TIKTOKLEGEND November 2, 2019

A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it. 

(English; "Bo Burnham" Quotation Fragment; Slang;) --- "Acts as a comedic sentence that holds multiple meanings to be understood by a person or persons observing the 'joke' through means of sound or sight."

"One meaning probable to be invoked is the replenishment of edibles within an enclosed kitchen appliance that recycles and restores cold air."

"This is tied together with the second section <"A girl ... *stock* it."> as an artist's jocose reference to engaging in the act of coitus with another individual of the female gender."

"Another possible cite that can be interpreted from this comedic quotation is the use of the two homophones stock;stalk) attempting a 'play-on-words' that implies that a third-party undergo the act of following the previously stated individual of the female sex a single time within a seven day period."

*(Quotation Fragment/Comedian mentions no indication as to whether the appointed female be aware of the other's presence and/or tailing)
Refer to word slot, you rooty-poot candy-ass. I understand it's more than a singular word, but it's an expression. Filthy casual. I bet you're viewing this (A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.) in Internet Explorer.

Get the fridge off your back 

Often used in sports when one is not moving with efficient speed, or, when one is required to lose weight.
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert
"Get the fridge off your back, Jim"
or
"I need to go to the gym to get this frisdge off my back"

National Put your pillow in your fridge day 

the 29th of May is the national put your pillow in your fridge day. So put your pillow in your fridge!
Hey dude, are you putting your pillow in your fridge on National Put your pillow in your fridge day? It's the 29th of May

Put a pillow on your fridge day 

On may 29:th its put a pillow on your fridge day, this means that you have to put a pillow on your fridge or else you will be banished to another realm
Person 1: May 29:th is coming up, get your pillow ready for put a pillow on your fridge day!
Person 2: Shit I gotta get my pillow, I dont wanna be banished to the underworld

I'll loot your fridge 

An extreme threat involving anal sodomy
Shut up or I'll loot your fridge