freudian click

Attractive cousin of the freudian slip. When someone subconsciously clicks a hyperlink on the internet they normally wouldn't, mostly due to that link's risque content and/or the user's pure intentions.

While searching for some hot articles on asian private healthcare, Craig made a freudian click onto a hot asian porn site.

freudian click by Ben354 October 23, 2007

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Freudian Click

To accidentally send an angry or rude e-mail that says what you really think about a person.

Dear Kelly,

You are a two faced bitch. How can you make fun of other people while living with your own pimply face and lumpy ass? Are you fucking blind??

Sarah: "ohhhh crap, I didn't actually mean to send that! Damn, another Freudian Click!"

Freudian Click by TheMusician July 1, 2011

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Freudian Click

Sending an email to someone by mistake.

A second after I hit "send", I realized that I had made a Freudian Click and emailed a love note to my ex instead of my boyfriend. So embarrassing!

Freudian Click by Cynyc January 12, 2009

Word of the Day on June 28, 2011

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Freudian Click

Opening a computer program you briefly thought about but were not intending on opening in the first place.

Steve: I wanted to open Firefox, but I was thinking of that essay I wrote and accidently opened Word instead.

Bill: Wow, Freudian click man

Freudian Click by Bananananananakroyd June 4, 2011

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Freudian click

When you click something automatically because of repressed sexual thoughts.

It was such a Freudian click when Oliver clicked that "cuck porn"-link just now

Freudian click by freutenstach May 4, 2018

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Freudian miss-click

Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.

Zoë: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.

Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.

Freudian miss-click by Gideous July 5, 2009

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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