freshwater jellyfish

Ejaculation as a result of a nearby friend having intercourse in a body of fresh water, with or without you knowing.

Hey bro I just got stung by your freshwater jellyfish.

While enjoying an afternoon swim in Lake Shasta, out of no where this freshwater jellyfish snuck up on me and stung me right in the face.

freshwater jellyfish by Captain boathouse July 26, 2012

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fresh water jellyfish

Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.

Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.

fresh water jellyfish by jonny5000 June 14, 2009

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fresh-water jellyfish

The male ejaculate left floating in the tub or shower following masturbation, resembling the marine invertebrate. Generally non-poisonous.

"Dude, go ahead and use my shower but I know you haven't been laid for a while. I better not find any fresh-water jellyfish in there later."

"I would never do such a thing, mate. I'm offended you would suggest it... Any baby oil in the medicine cabinet?"

fresh-water jellyfish by JT Amish December 15, 2009

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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