freshmen connection

A half assed admission to the University of Maryland. They liked your application but not enough to admit you as a normal student. The biggest load of shit known to the college application process. Usually involves taking evening courses until 9PM, sub-par assistance from the university, and having no time to participate in extracurricular activities. Basically keeping you from having a good college experience. And for housing you're on your own. If you like being a second class citizen on your own college campus then this program is for you!

Oh man! Every single one of my friends is having a great college experience! Too bad I can't since I'm in Freshmen Fucking Connection.

I wish they would either accept or deny me instead of putting me in Freshmen Connection.

freshmen connection by Hot Summer Daze September 12, 2013

freshmen connection

a group of individuals whom are determined by society as less intelligent or mentally disabled; in the manner of those with academic issues.

Dude, imagine being a part of freshmen connection; you must really love to suck cock.

freshmen connection by reservedcranberry July 29, 2023

freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.

teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!

freshman congestion by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011