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Freightness 

Freightness is when you Possess a Bad to the Bone Skill of Logistics Operations!

Amazing Knowledge coupled with Awesome Quality earns you the title of Freightness.

Moving tomorrow's freight on today's schedule.

Handling all things freight in an awesome manner of greatness.

Freightness is the experience and mindset of a Truck Driver, a Carrier, a Shipper, and a Broker!

Generating leads, attracting new prospects, and developing a sales pitch.
Identifying, vetting, and selecting reputable and safe carriers for freight services.
Providing customers with shipping quotes.
Booking orders with carriers.
Assisting to prepare carriers for loads.
Tracking status of loads.
Collaborating with shippers, carriers, and dispatchers to manage scheduled collections and drop-offs.
Keeping accurate records of relevant activities.
Updating customers on the status of shipments, and assisting with other inquiries.
Maintaining current knowledge of market trends in transportation marketplace.
A mile closer to Freightness;

Freightness Forward;

Look at that Freightness;

Man, I wish I had me some of that Freightness;

I bring to you, Freightness;

HER "I'm bad to the bone" HIM "What's that?" HER "It's Freightness";

"Did you see his Freightness?";

They said "I want to have Freightness";

Shipper Called a Broker and asked:
"I need to ship some loads and looking for a broker that has Freightness. Are you that Broker"

Broker replied:

"I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for Freightness, I can tell you I have it. I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me valuable for people like you. If you want Freightness, that'll be the beginning of it. I will work for you, I will pursue your needs."
Freightness by Rage Logistics October 18, 2022
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Freightard 

An ignorant or mentally challenged freight hauling truck driver.
Swift drivers are such freightards.
Freightard by Jessetoxik December 4, 2019

freightened 

the reaction you experience when an enlargment in size by the addition of love handles, extra chins, arm flaps, saddle bags, beer bellies, or any other similar form of freight materializes.
I was so freightened by all the eggnog I drank over the holidays, that my six pack grew into a keg :D
freightened by ranga99 January 11, 2011

Canadian freightlier

Someone male or female who doesn't care about std's, looks, hygiene etc... all they want is the body count. Offering their asshole, pussy and/or mouth to any dick or strap-on. Their end goal is to deliver their package to the entire world.(Not to be mistaken for the yeti freightliner.)
Bobby we got to find that guy/girl billy/sue you Nick tim randy Adam drew and I ran that train on. And let her know that we have blue waffles and the bull headed clap.

Chris, that whore don't care she's a Canadian freightlier, she wants to take every dic.

Damn why didn't I realize that when she didn't bat a eye about fucking us. Even Tim he was covered in shit from that Alabama hotpocket that went wrong.
Canadian freightlier by BEZY January 2, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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