freezer bum

the worst scenario for a cold butt. It's when a case of ass cubes gets soo bad & your butt gets so cold that it actually starts hurting.

we have been out here in the cold forever! I'm so cold that I've got freezer bum!

by Ouzel February 18, 2009

freezerburn

A term used to describe an insult that is both "cold" and "a burn"

Sam: My mom thinks I'm cool.
Sam's Mom: No, you're pretty much a loser
Bob: OOOOOHHHH! FREEZERBURN!

by JayMay March 26, 2008

freezerburn

a random word said anywhere in a sentence in any context meaning anything

rake mindler AKA fake lindler is a FREEZERBURN!!!!!

by MaGuizZ May 27, 2006

Freezerburned Cookies

Describing the act of one man freezing his testicles until the pubes are sharp and stronger than a thousand needles. The man then rub his balls up and down his women until there is blood shown or until the man nuts.

Let's get freaky and freezer burn them cookies!!!!!

....maybe freezerburned cookies wasn't such a good idea.

by Grapefruit December 7, 2016