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Freemantastic 

exhibiting qualites that are comparable to those of either Morgan Freeman or Gordon Freeman
Billy's smashing of the box with the crowbar was freemantastic.
Freemantastic by Lexaus July 7, 2010

Freemantle

Somone who invites you to his (or her) house, and forces you to bring your own food and water, because they are too stingy to let you eat their own food or drink their water. They often don't let you use their bathroom, so you have to go outside or to the nearest shop if you need to go.
The worst freemantles even drink the water that you bring round their house, leaving you de-hydrated and forcing you to drink coké instead.
"Hey, do you want to go to ben's house tomorrow?"

"OK, but we better buy our own supplies, he's such a freemantle"
Freemantle by HaloCoach August 11, 2010

Freemantini 

A mixed drink created by Freeman and several other flunkies.
Consist of:
1 entire handle of vodka
750ml of sour apple pucker
700ml of wiskey sour

Is considered pretty much the legal date-rape drink.
"Bar wench, id like a Freemantini please."
Freemantini by 335 July 31, 2007

fremento 

A type of hello that makes your pot smoking abilities beyond earth in deepest comprehension.
I fractured my fremento.
fremento by Chad bradley September 23, 2008

Freemantle

The act of having intimate physical relations with your own mother.
Did you hear about the guy who Freemantled his mum at his own wedding?
Freemantle by Foggy Phil November 10, 2013

Freemental

The State of being Mentally free
i wanna be freemental
Freemental by xxmelato January 1, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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