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free play 

Remember when you were five and asked your mom for free play?
Basicly you do what you want and play ie: swings, various forms of tag, chase, hide and seek, big booty (the game), bubbles, duck duck goose, red rover, red light green light, four square, backwards tag, kick the can, heads up seven up, parachute, and popcorn.
Free play is usally followed by nap time.
student 1: hey lets go have free play

student 2: free play, i love free play whoooo!!

(after free play)

student 1: man I could use some nap time
free play by Oscar J. Narro May 20, 2007

National free play day 

Every year on March 27th bookies across the country give everyone on their sheet $50 worth of free play to show that they value all their clients bussiness and loyalty. Its a way to show they care.
Damn I cannot beileve it's National free play day. Guess I gotta give my whole sheet 50 fp.

Free To Play 

A deceiving concept invented by gaming companies to trick people into spending copious amounts of money on binary digits that have no practical applications in the real world.

Of course free to play games are free to download, and free to play, however if you want to make any sort of progress in said game, or be on a comparable level to other players in said game, you need to spend real world money in the fantasy world game to have any sort of fun.

Oftentimes consumers spend more money on free to play games than the MSRP price of many retail games.

You know that the title is deceiving when Electronic Arts, a bunch of money grubbing whores, says that Free To Play games are the future of the industry.
Nerd 1: “Man, I cannot keep up with anyone else. I tried to loot that chest but some guy keeps hiding around the corner and killing me with one swing.”

Nerd 2: “Dude, just spend $5 on that one spell and teach him a lesson.”

Nerd 1: “Good idea, I mean, I only make minimum wage, but 45 minutes of working at my sucky job is totally worth the satisfaction that killing this guy is gonna bring in this virtual reality. Wait I thought you said it was 5 bucks? It’s 10 bucks!”

Video Game Industry: “I love Free to Play. Who would’ve thought ‘Free’ could be so profitable!?”
Free To Play by Pseudobot19 February 24, 2013

Free-to-Play 

1.) An online, multiplayer game that contains countless and almost indefinite amounts of in-game transactions.

2.) Same exact and congruent term for "Pay-to-Play."
Free-to-Play by Unication August 21, 2015

Play Free Bird 

1) The thing to say to heckle a band/musician that you are not enjoying by implying they are not playing "real music" like Lynyrd Skynyrd.
2) A surefire way to establish yourself as the angriest and most unoriginal person in the room.
(at a Jesse McCartney concert)

40 year old pedophile: Play Free Bird!
13 year old girls: Shut up old creepy man!
Jesse McCartney (giving the finger): There's your free bird!
Play Free Bird by ZimZimmah January 3, 2006

free-to-play game 

I swear, all the people that play free-to-play games are richer than me.
free-to-play game by Mr. McJones August 18, 2014