free hand 

When you urinate freely without any guidance of your hand, usually ending with piss all over the wall, yourself or anyone near you.

Dude why is there piss on your shirt

I decided to free hand it

free hand by Stanley smith July 29, 2014

Free Hand Tool Grinder

This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed

Whats your mate Sean do for work?

Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder

Free Hand Tool Grinder by Macbelfast May 28, 2009

Free Hand Job 

The act of getting a hand job for free

Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement

Free Hand Job by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

Hand-Free 

Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.

Man: I can go Hand-Free

Woman: But I can make you unable to handle me

Hand-Free by mushroom_the_man123 May 30, 2017

Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

Hands-free masturbation device by M Digga August 24, 2006

Handcuff Free 

The definition of Handcuff Free means freedom. Freedom from certain things that shackle us as we journey through out life....
Drugs, Alcohol, Crime, Negative thinking, Stress, Poverty, Jail, Depression, Poor relationships, Debts, etc...

Handcuff Free: recognizes the daily struggles that we all face to obtain freedom in many different areas of life. Rather it be jail, stress, poverty, depression, drugs, finances, bad relationships, etc. We all desire to break free from something or someone at times.

I saw a guy wearing a Handcuff Free t-shirt today. I asked him did he just got out of jail. He replied no! he just got a divorce from his ex-wife.

Handcuff Free by MR. HANDCUFF FREE November 17, 2009

hands free fapping 

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

hands free fapping by anon83!@& February 3, 2012