free footer

A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.

I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.

by DarkStarScott September 24, 2015

freebooter

A person engaging in the act of freebooting.

"Did you see CGPgrey's video on *INSERT COMMON NEWSPAPER*'s website? They're freebooters!"

by IllegalLaws May 4, 2014

Freebootery

Whoring one's self out, giving booty for free. Early 20th century term for a slut.

Dude 1: Dude that chick last night was just giving out booty for free!
Dude 2: Indeed, the morales of that freebootress were quite loose.
Dude 1: Thats what she said.
Dude 2: Please don't diminish the impending threat of freebootery.

by freebooterist May 9, 2009