something a friend of mine from college says, meaning 'in all seriousness'; whenever you are using the phrase, put an emphasis on the G because it makes it more of a statement
aight so when your g needs to be freed u gotta say “free my g” because ur g is ur homie and sometimes they get caught in a sticky situation and u gotta bail em out. Also sometimes ppl jus be dumb and in that case it’s like a whole jokebc u gotta free them from their stupidity
“Yooooo free my g Tyrone shot up Tonya’s place and he got locked up real quick”
Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your asswill turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell brokeloose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.
Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!