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free G

Free 3G wireless service, obtained by borrowing someone's smartphone.
Chris scammed some free G from his friend Sarah by using her iPhone while she was in the bathroom.
by Chris.G May 3, 2011
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on the dairy free G

something a friend of mine from college says, meaning 'in all seriousness'; whenever you are using the phrase, put an emphasis on the G because it makes it more of a statement
"On the dairy free G I need to get my shit together!"
by feliciathegoat1 November 13, 2019
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free my g

aight so when your g needs to be freed u gotta say “free my g” because ur g is ur homie and sometimes they get caught in a sticky situation and u gotta bail em out. Also sometimes ppl jus be dumb and in that case it’s like a whole joke bc u gotta free them from their stupidity
“Yooooo free my g Tyrone shot up Tonya’s place and he got locked up real quick”

Or

“Yo Aidan Tyrone shot up Tonya’s free my g”
by coochie fiend🤩 November 16, 2018
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sugar free gummy bears

Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.
Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by chaeg January 28, 2014
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free gum

When you she’s not a spitter you offer her that free gum (cum) to get a blowjob
“Before we head out babe you want some free gum?”
by chHAad February 14, 2021
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Free game

Giving out game .. fa Free. When somebody put you on to something or teaches you the way to do something
“I’m giving y’all free game since I’m yalls big dawg
by me❤ January 6, 2021
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Free gift card giveaway

A scam, an annoyance, and usually a teenager. Free gift card giveaways are part of the cancer which worsens YouTube everyday. Fuck Dirv.
Person 1: Wanna join my free gift card giveaway?
Person 2: fuck you
by ChrisCamel December 9, 2017
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