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Franzoni 

An intelligent "Italian guy" that has a perfect six pack, and a huge penis,but acts like a huge dick ,so you have to drink a six pack to deal with him.
I've had the Franzoni lately....yeah,even with that brain,and perfect body,and giant weiner....I had to drink a six pack just to deal with him being a huuuge DICK!
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Fartmonic 

A device - namely a hand - used to augment the sound of flatulence as it exits the butthole.
Many times after a heavy meal, I will play the fartmonica.
Fartmonic by B.M.P. February 14, 2012

Flatonic 

A level of comfort in a relationship in which the parties no longer feel the need to hide farts from one another.
After two months of dating, Mike and Teri's relationship has become flatonic; he no longer bothers to move from the couch when passing gas and she no longer runs to the bathroom -- out of embarrassment -- to flatulate.
Flatonic by AuburnBoy July 11, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016