frastigate

the act of masturbating while you are frustrated

"my paper was so hard and i couldn't figure it out, so i just frastigated."

by nh coolio March 26, 2010

Frustipated

Frustipated - Being so frustated that one cannot poop, therefore frustratingly constipated.

Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.

by McDad March 18, 2010

Fatigate

A word used to describe someone who is acting sad, dark, or melancholy.

A feeling of sadness or existentialism lying somewhere between the writings of Edgar Allen Poe and that episode of Futurama with Seymour the dog.

Dude, I just dont know what to do with my life. Nothing works out ever. Everything just feels so bleak.
Chin up and stop being so fatigate.

by spiderbear822 December 26, 2012

fustigate

the action of beating somthing to a grousemly large extent.

This word was made popular in the simpsons episode "The Homer They Fall" were a character Moe referd to a boxer Dreaderick Tatum will fustigate Homer Simpson

Moe: Fight homer? But Tatum will fustigate him.

Luscious Sweet: Fustigation aside .....

by nitekrawler February 13, 2008

fustigate

To beat with a stick or a club.

"Go fustigate yourself"

by Raych December 20, 2004

Fustigated

To be intoxicated to the point that one is unable to speak coherently

I got totally fustigated last night at the party

by arikhan November 14, 2010

fustigate

to beat profusely as with a large stick or with bare hands, to fuck up, a red ass beat down.

if i did not fear fustigation i would gladly make fun of the hells angels.

by matt cleer April 6, 2003