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born of mexican drunks, named by intoxicated parents.
"you got frandonized"
frandon by hero April 8, 2003
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Ancient King (Shah) of Iran (Persia). Saviour of Iran from Zahak (The evil ruler). Also spelled Freedon, Fraydon, Freedoun….
Shah Fraydon with the help of Ahangar raised the flag of freedom (i.e. Drafash-e-Kavaini). Prominent Iranians also have this for their first name e.g. Freedoun Jam (General), Fraydon Aryan (Historian), Freydon Farougzad (Singer), Feraydoun Moshiri (Poet), Fraydon Foroghi (Muscian) etc.
Fraydon by Jamsheed Irani April 8, 2003

frankonomics 

the theory of reallocating funds away from an abortion you
didn’t need but had tricked yourself into believing was your fate. When the
funds are left with no purpose you have effectively created a surplus of
income to be exhausted in the quickest manner you see fit.
Oh that crazy girl Frances and her Frankonomics
frankonomics by Hockinson March 16, 2009
www.fraydonaryan.com
www.fraydon.net
www.aryana.info
www.aryansite.com
and many more......
Fraydon by James D July 11, 2003
Greatest ancient King of the Aryans (Iranians)
Shah Fraydon
Fraydon by Iraj Jamshedy May 10, 2003

Franconia Corn Dog 

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.
"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!
Franconia Corn Dog by Gornlo January 24, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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