The flagus is a sex move were it means the man has to meditate which will then lead to man sneezing, if he sneezes 10 times or more then he has done the flagus correctly, after he sneezes then he'll have to then start farting into the woman's mouth, this is full flagus
I had finally corrected the flagus and my woman left me for it, of course I had to drug her because she wouldn't let me do it otherwise
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.