garth's definitions

pudding pop

The name given to a penis after it has encountered anal intercourse followed swiftly by a blow job.

The pudding pop i ate was so sloppy my face looked like i just tossed a garden salad

by Garth January 19, 2004

ass mongler

Someone who is always fiddling with their brown ring

Wash your hands you ass mongler!!

by garth February 21, 2003

scurff

the act of unexpectedly running the interior part of your hand down the face of a bystander. most effective when one does it with a completely straight face and walks away slowly.

dude, you scurffed her so hard you made her nose bleed!

nice scurff man, he didnt even see it coming.

by Garth March 10, 2005

Satan

Satan is nobody's friend.

If he was an ice-cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick!

by Garth March 3, 2005

millenium domes

Tits that look good from the outside, turn out to be nothing but fried eggs underneath the push up bra.

Check out the millenium domes on her.

by Garth August 4, 2004

awesomewickedcool

An exclamation for anything good. Derived from the TV show 'Crazy Monkey'.

That film was awesomewickedcool

by Garth August 4, 2004

skiffy

describing stoners who fart. A stoner whom proceeds to fart, is therefore "skiffy".

Hippie: "Only skiffy stoners fart"
Jay: "WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE LITTLE BOY?!?"
Silent Bob: "...."

by Garth November 21, 2004