garth's definitions

scurff

the act of unexpectedly running the interior part of your hand down the face of a bystander. most effective when one does it with a completely straight face and walks away slowly.

dude, you scurffed her so hard you made her nose bleed!

nice scurff man, he didnt even see it coming.

by Garth March 10, 2005

Satan

Satan is nobody's friend.

If he was an ice-cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick!

by Garth March 3, 2005

skiffy

describing stoners who fart. A stoner whom proceeds to fart, is therefore "skiffy".

Hippie: "Only skiffy stoners fart"
Jay: "WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE LITTLE BOY?!?"
Silent Bob: "...."

by Garth November 21, 2004

blowpop-bandits

a group of 6 girls who are the SHIZZNIT!..they also are EXCELLENT at tping so beware!!!!

Shoot the blowpop bandits got me again!but dang they are the shiz!

by garth August 4, 2004

numb drunk

Getting so drunk that you go numb.

'Yesterday I got numb drunk'

by Garth August 4, 2004

awesomewickedcool

An exclamation for anything good. Derived from the TV show 'Crazy Monkey'.

That film was awesomewickedcool

by Garth August 4, 2004

thrashed

(verb). A car that has been thrashed is one which has been raced by a boy racer. Such cars may look nice, but are fucked enginewise.

That car's nice but it's probably been thrashed.

by Garth August 4, 2004