garth's definitions

ass mongler

Someone who is always fiddling with their brown ring

Wash your hands you ass mongler!!

by garth February 21, 2003

Satan

Satan is nobody's friend.

If he was an ice-cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick!

by Garth March 3, 2005

millenium domes

Tits that look good from the outside, turn out to be nothing but fried eggs underneath the push up bra.

Check out the millenium domes on her.

by Garth August 4, 2004

awesomewickedcool

An exclamation for anything good. Derived from the TV show 'Crazy Monkey'.

That film was awesomewickedcool

by Garth August 4, 2004

scurff

the act of unexpectedly running the interior part of your hand down the face of a bystander. most effective when one does it with a completely straight face and walks away slowly.

dude, you scurffed her so hard you made her nose bleed!

nice scurff man, he didnt even see it coming.

by Garth March 10, 2005

work

The wooden fork you get in chip shops to eat your chips with

"Sporks are so cool"
"Now lets not forget the works"

by Garth May 9, 2004

yowling

A loud, ulating sound

Susan yowled loudly while I was cornholing her.

by garth September 16, 2003