garth's definitions

ass mongler

Someone who is always fiddling with their brown ring

Wash your hands you ass mongler!!

by garth February 21, 2003

millenium domes

Tits that look good from the outside, turn out to be nothing but fried eggs underneath the push up bra.

Check out the millenium domes on her.

by Garth August 4, 2004

awesomewickedcool

An exclamation for anything good. Derived from the TV show 'Crazy Monkey'.

That film was awesomewickedcool

by Garth August 4, 2004

work

The wooden fork you get in chip shops to eat your chips with

"Sporks are so cool"
"Now lets not forget the works"

by Garth May 9, 2004

pudding pop

The name given to a penis after it has encountered anal intercourse followed swiftly by a blow job.

The pudding pop i ate was so sloppy my face looked like i just tossed a garden salad

by Garth January 19, 2004

Satan

Satan is nobody's friend.

If he was an ice-cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick!

by Garth March 3, 2005

numb drunk

Getting so drunk that you go numb.

'Yesterday I got numb drunk'

by Garth August 4, 2004