joint word for faggot + parasite, defined as faggot that only feeds on dick and/or pussy (depending on sexuality), as well as the only liquid consumed being cum and/or pussy juice
Jordan: “Hey, Alyssa! Have you seen James at school lately?”
Alyssa: “No. The last time I saw him at school, he was sucking dick in the middle of the lunchroom.”
Jordan: “Gross. He’s such a fagosite!”
Soldier: We cannot find your faggolites. You must've run out.
Hitler: What do you mean you can't find my faggolites? Keep looking for them! I need to take them. The fuck?! It's the only way I can retain my position as a fag leader. Now go. Bring me all the faggolites. Faggolite, faggolite, faggolite!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.