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When a girl is standing on her head and she queefs and farts at the same time. The queef and fart bubbles travel up and meet in her taint where they combine and explode in unexpected harmony

My old lady had a big Mexican dinner with margaritas and decided to do a little yoga sex. Halfway through her headstand dinner kicked in and a fqueef traveled up and exploded in her taint

fqueef by Hippiedevil March 29, 2023

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Fueef

When a girl is sitting down and she farts, but instead of the fart escaping through the back, it moves to the front and into the vagina. The fart then re-releases, as a queef. But, it is a combination of both, hence Fueef.

Girl 1: Did you just fart?
Girl 2: Sort of, it was a fueef.

Fueef by MysticFire October 21, 2009

Related Words

fqueef • fueef

Fueef

When you fart and queef at the same time.

Bobby: did you just queef?
Hayden: I farted and queefed at the same time
Bobby: oh you fueefed?

Fueef by Harizola December 24, 2014

Fueef

When a fart goes inside a females vagina and comes out as a fart queef

"Why are you wiggling around like that?"
"I'm trying to get this fueef out of my vag"

Fueef by Ughwhotookmyname May 29, 2018

Fueef

1) The art of queefing so rambunctiously you also fart.

2) Farting in tight panties causing your vagina to eat the fart and later be expelled via a fueef.

Swe also Queef

After Farting in her spandex, jenis vagina gobbled that shit up and fueefed it out.

Fueef by Radnaut August 17, 2016

fueef

a strong force coming out of the vagina. stronger than a queef more like a fart or shart

Kapy fueefed a hole into her panties

fueef by kapy train October 9, 2009

Fueef

A fueef occurs during anal sex when, very much like a queef air becomes trapped in as you're pulling out, only to escape suddenly producing a fart sound when you push back in. A combination of fart and queef.

"Dude I was pounding this girl doggystyle and she fueefed right on my dick. I got dressed and left".

Fueef by Johnny Hammerbone March 20, 2012

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026