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When a girl is standing on her head and she queefs and farts at the same time. The queef and fart bubbles travel up and meet in her taint where they combine and explode in unexpected harmony
My old lady had a big Mexican dinner with margaritas and decided to do a little yoga sex. Halfway through her headstand dinner kicked in and a fqueef traveled up and exploded in her taint
fqueef by Hippiedevil March 29, 2023
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When a girl is sitting down and she farts, but instead of the fart escaping through the back, it moves to the front and into the vagina. The fart then re-releases, as a queef. But, it is a combination of both, hence Fueef.
Girl 1: Did you just fart?
Girl 2: Sort of, it was a fueef.
Fueef by MysticFire October 21, 2009
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When you fart and queef at the same time.
Bobby: did you just queef?
Hayden: I farted and queefed at the same time
Bobby: oh you fueefed?
Fueef by Harizola December 24, 2014
When a fart goes inside a females vagina and comes out as a fart queef
"Why are you wiggling around like that?"
"I'm trying to get this fueef out of my vag"
Fueef by Ughwhotookmyname May 29, 2018
1) The art of queefing so rambunctiously you also fart.

2) Farting in tight panties causing your vagina to eat the fart and later be expelled via a fueef.

Swe also Queef
After Farting in her spandex, jenis vagina gobbled that shit up and fueefed it out.
Fueef by Radnaut August 17, 2016
a strong force coming out of the vagina. stronger than a queef more like a fart or shart
Kapy fueefed a hole into her panties
fueef by kapy train October 9, 2009
A fueef occurs during anal sex when, very much like a queef air becomes trapped in as you're pulling out, only to escape suddenly producing a fart sound when you push back in. A combination of fart and queef.
"Dude I was pounding this girl doggystyle and she fueefed right on my dick. I got dressed and left".
Fueef by Johnny Hammerbone March 20, 2012
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