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fetus master 

the one who owned a fetus with a coat hanger
i just became a fetus master when my girlfriend got pregnant
fetus master by fetus captain April 16, 2007

fetusmonster 

any of the various species of little to tiny sized people wandering the earth
Did you see that fetusmonster in the hallway? Because I didn't! It was too SMALL!
fetusmonster by dylan-o November 16, 2006

fetusmancer 

magic that allows you to summon fetuse at will, usually to disgust your opponents
fetusmancer: I shall now use fetus rain

normal person: dude what the fuck

Fetus Master 

Being the master of all fetuses, usually chosen by an election by the many feti Plural of fetus of the United States. The fetus master can control fetuses, and understand their thoughts.
Bob- What are thouse stupid feti thinking?
Not Bob- I don't know, ask the Fetus Master
Bob- Hey what are those feti thinking?
Fetus Master- The feti say..... Fuck you
Bob- Cool
Not Bob- Yeah Bob, Fuck you
Fetus Master by Brandon Burch October 5, 2006
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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