Fotu

Drunk danish granny.

She began her career in the 80s BC in dance movies and still use a 80's hairstyle.

She is currently unemployed.

Person1: She's a drunk danish granny
Person2: So she's a fotu

by nobody.22 January 3, 2023

fotus

A good word to use at random times. It means pretty much nothing. It is pronounced foo-tus. It can be used to describe things in a good or bad way.

"I'm gonna bust a cap in you dog"
"Holy fotus"

or

"Did you see how fotus that babe was."

by Cam-O June 24, 2005

Fotu

Very very good looking dude, barely loses probably most amazing person you’ll know. Synonyms includes amazing, attractive, hot, lovely, obedient, lady’s man, fella among fellas, my man, best of the best, your happy person, sweet treat, favored one, obedient, favorite child, and zendayas husband

OMG...(girls squeal from behind many giggles as well)Fotu is soo hot

by QTpa2T_coolio November 22, 2021

fotu

Danish for a morbidly obese catfish, but also refuses to reveal her true physical form in real life.

Chatter 1: Why is Carolyn so arrogant?
Chatter 2: I don't know. She acts like she's all that but that's how that fotu is.

by deep aurora March 12, 2019

FOTUS

Acronym for Felon of the United States. Also known as Former President Trump

Fotus keeps complaining about everything and never takes responsibility for his actions.

by Yeeba May 31, 2024

fotu

fear of the unknown

They declined the generous offer to sever ties from the corporation due to fotu.

by Drogon Nodrog December 7, 2023

Fotu

An old, fat, miserable bitch who spends her life drinking heavily and ignoring her children with their 'new dad'. Her day consists of chatting online and bickering for hours like a 10 year old.

Don't be a Fotu, grow up!

by DangerDame March 28, 2019