foster fuck

A foster fuck is someone that is constantly used by others as a rebound. But in a way that they show the hurting person how amazing they should be treat. Like fostering an animal to find it’s forever home. Similar to the movie Good Luck Chuck.

Him: “You’re so good to me and treat me so well, but I don’t want to date you.”
Her: “ Oh I know, I’m just a foster fuck for you, until you find someone that you think is better.”

by KiloRomeoWhiskey October 31, 2019

Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.

That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.

by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013

fester fickle fuck

To cause confusion in a fun way

What in the fester fickle fuck is going on in here?
OR
Let's get the fester fickle fuck outta here!!

by Laughing seagull June 22, 2021

fester fucknuts

Someone who truly and utterly pisses you off to the point of homicidal rage

Look it's fester fucknuts

by derageosfear70 August 8, 2020

Fucker Fuster Fun

stick your dick in someones mouth and then biting the hell out of it

i cant wait to fucker fuster fun your dick

by jiss on myself April 5, 2003