Being so bored and horny at a museum you run to the dinosaur exhibit and jump onto the nearest fossil and hump til ejaculation or kicked out.
Security Guard 1: "We got a code white!"
Security Guard 2: "What's that?"
Security Guard 1: "Ass-holes fossil fucking a stegalosaurus!"
Security Guard 2: "What's that?"
Security Guard 1: "Ass-holes fossil fucking a stegalosaurus!"
by Colojolo July 26, 2009
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