fortune teller 

A con-man who TELLS you b**ls**t advice/predictions and charges a FORTUNE for said "divine rvelations"/

Harry Houdini had little patience or respect for so-called fortune tellers, and he was able to expose the vast majority of them as nothing but frauds and humbugs.

fortune teller by QuacksO March 29, 2019

fortune teller 

The act of holding the shaft of one's dick with one hand and rubbing the tip with the palm of the opposite hand.

Friend A: How was your night?
Friend B: Great, that girl from the bar gave me the fortune teller.
Friend A: Very nice.

fortune teller by MCBronson617 July 26, 2009

fortune teller 

The starting hand of J-5 in poker. It is okay to raise big or even go all-in with the fortune teller due to its mystical properties.

Origin: One weekend X was playing poker in Atlantic City and was seated next to an older Asian woman. She whispered into X's ear that she always played the Jackson Five in any hand because it meant good luck and fortune were on the way. X interpreted the "Jackson Five" to be Jack and Five and thus the fortune teller was born.

"Man what the hell were you in that pot for? You don't even have a pair"

"Yeah...but I got the Fortune Teller....Jack and Five."

fortune teller by Johnny Feltskins May 23, 2008

Fortune Teller 

Whilst in the Doggy style postion, and reciever reaching back rubbing the testicles of pitcher, The driver grabs the wrist and ejaculates into it the hand

Don't make me rush it, help me out with a Fortune Teller

Fortune Teller by The Mad Mechanic December 13, 2010

fortune-teller 

A person that can look into the future and tell what will happen.

The fortune-teller told me I would die next month (unlucky!).

fortune-teller by Lucho Sett November 27, 2006

Fortuneteller Baba 

From the dragonball universe, she is Master Roshi's sister. She loves money and fighting, she can see the future, past, and present through her magic crystal ball, and uses her gifts for profit and entertainment. She can travel freely through the Mortal World, and Other World, and can bring anyone back from the dead for a day at their request.

Fortuneteller Baba: It's the unpredictable nature of this game that attracts me. That...and of course the money.

Fortuneteller Baba by kyle.biddle January 14, 2011