forlornicate

a miserable encounter, despondent intimate communion, lacklustre, free of smiles and laden with the foreboding of future obligations coupled with lament of tasks not attended to properly in the past. a generally sad affair

I'd rather forlornicate perfunctorily with my ex than read /that/ newspaper.

by foregonedelusion July 25, 2023

Forlornication

A sexual encounter that leaves you feeling desperately sad.

A one night stand that leaves you feeling lonely and miserable.

My forlornication with Dave last night has left me feeling rather blue.

by Ray Chi Raych August 29, 2012

Flornicate

The act of fornicating while flaccid.

Dude, I cant believe that Jake flornicated with that 12 year old.

by Juan Bamf October 24, 2011