forlan

A striker for Uruguay who currently plays for Atletico Madrid, formerly for Manchester United. He played in the 2002 and 2010 World Cups, and in 2010 he propelled Uruguay to fourth place. He scored 5 goals and won the Golden Ball for being the best player in the tournament. Women around the globe are in awe of his magnificent golden hair.

Diego Forlan kinda looks like a statue of a Greek god.

by Bromina August 14, 2010

forlan

the most suckiest player ever, he misses shots from like 1 yard ahead of the goal.

player1: O M G, how could you miss when you are alone with the fucking goal, all by your self?!

player2: np, i took a forlan

by qu3nt3z April 1, 2004

Diego Forlan

A Uruguayan soccer player that played for Manchester United, for a few years he didn't do to well there,made some clumsy misses,a few goals but nothing to impress anyone.But in the season 2004-2005 playing for Villareal from Spain he was European golden boot along with Henry(Arsenal) with 25 goals,and pichichi of Spain leading with most goal.Then in the season 2005-2006 he was semi-finalist in the Champions league.Villareal loosing against Arsenal at a narrow score line of 1-0 after both games.

guy 1: you kicked some ass on the pitch today,keep up the good work!

guy 2: yeah, next year hopefully I'll be like Diego Forlan.

guy 1: you'll never be like Forlan, he's too good!!

by scaminator December 19, 2006

diego forlan

an extremely strong alcoholic drink. 8 shots of vodka (ulster shots, 35ml) thrown in a pint glass with some ice and topped up with blue wkd. derived from the special k and named after former european golden boot winner and manchester united legend diego forlan

whys dave lying face down on the floor?

cos he's just had a diego forlan and 2 special ks the mad bastard

by dangerous dave (unofficial) December 12, 2008

Eric Forman’s Basement

The greatest and most chill place on earth also the best place to get baked.

Hey let’s hang in Eric Forman’s basement and get high

by YoungDagger8===D February 4, 2019

Follanime

Follanime: (ES, SLANG)

1. Term used to reffer to a couple of humans whose sexual relations are based exclusively on anime. They fuck in anime as other characters.
2. Friends with benefits, but only in an anime context.
3. Being so frienzoned that you gotta transfer your existence and esence to anime so you can escape friendzone.

+wanna fuck
-etto just as a friend
+could we at least be follanimes?

by HillaryClithoris November 12, 2016

Red Forman

an action involving the insertion of a foot into a humans anus..

Man i can't get caught with this "stuff", if my Dad finds out he'll pull a Red Forman!

by Moyock November 13, 2009