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having sexual relations with someone; alternative to the phrase, "fuck it"; to terminate something; replacing a fork to eat with when a spoon would usually be used but is unavailable.
"Dude, me and Jenny are totally gonna fork it tonight."

"Fork it, man! I'll never get the homework done in time!"

"Damn, my dog's dying. I think the vet is gonna have to fork it..."

"Hey, we're out of spoons. How are we gonna eat the pudding?" "Just fork it!"
fork it by TroyTrojanAPR March 2, 2010
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fork it over

To hand something off to another person, usually used when an item is being confiscated or something is owed.
You: "What seems to be the problem, officer?"
Cop: "Speeding, you idiot!"
You: "I don't think so, I was going the speed limit."
Cop: "Yeah...um...well...that box of Krispy Kremes! You have drugs in there, don't you?"
You: "Uh...no."
Cop: "Stop being a smartass! Fork it over!"
(Cop ravenously scarfs down all 12 donuts)
Cop: "Nope, no drugs. Sorry to bother you. Have a nice day."
(Cop pulls into Dunkin' Donuts for a second helping)
fork it over by Nick D July 19, 2004

fork it up 

When you’re partner is sporking you but the boi is no longer hardened but softened due to major relaxation. So you have to wiggle ur booty to then work the blood back in.
I almost fell asleep when we were sporking, but then I still wanted to fuck so I told them to fork it up for me
fork it up by Ohnoimsorry December 18, 2019

Crab fork it 

When someone is so hot you would eat the corn out of there poo...would you crab fork it?
Crab fork it by Chapbone1 February 28, 2019

stick a fork in it 

1. To be done, finshed or over.
v. "Stick a fork in me"

In reference to a piece of meat or sausage, whereby one sticks a fork in it to test if it is properly cooked.
"I'm done. Stick a fork in me. It's been grand!" - Christian Slater, Pump Up The Volume, 1990
stick a fork in it by Archon March 21, 2004

stick a fork in it 

1) A state of completion.

2) To be completely destroyed or defeated.
Stick a fork in it, it's done.

Stick a fork in him, he's done.
stick a fork in it by eugene February 7, 2004

Stick a fork in it 

Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in you."
“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in it!”
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