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foregloating 

Or 'pre-gloating', is dwelling on one's own success or another's misfortune with smugness or malignant pleasure in advance of an event that induces gloating. This trait is common with people high on sauce and sassiness who are conscious of potential gloating events occurring in the near future.
She noted his foregloating as he probably prepared for a witty remark.
foregloating by bitcoingraffiti February 13, 2023
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Facegloating 

The practice of putting unrealistic posts on social media to make your life appear more fantastic than the shitty reality of your existance
1) Shayler-Noncetrumpet Two-dads-Mctween was Facegloating with her shoplifted Gucci handbag
2) " Bouyed-up by a litre of Aldi fortified wine Jaqueline did some Facegloating about how much toilet roll her partner Adam had sold at work
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Foregating 

When a black person or nigger acts silly in front of their friends to gain "sidewalk rep"but really, are making a fool of themselves and late from their break time at Burger King.
That silly nigger was foregating in front of those pedestrians.
Foregating by TRD Celica April 22, 2007
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026