Facegloating

The practice of putting unrealistic posts on social media to make your life appear more fantastic than the shitty reality of your existance

1) Shayler-Noncetrumpet Two-dads-Mctween was Facegloating with her shoplifted Gucci handbag
2) " Bouyed-up by a litre of Aldi fortified wine Jaqueline did some Facegloating about how much toilet roll her partner Adam had sold at work

by Wiggy MacAlastair March 22, 2020

foregloating

Or 'pre-gloating', is dwelling on one's own success or another's misfortune with smugness or malignant pleasure in advance of an event that induces gloating. This trait is common with people high on sauce and sassiness who are conscious of potential gloating events occurring in the near future.

She noted his foregloating as he probably prepared for a witty remark.

by bitcoingraffiti February 13, 2023