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for the ass

For the ass is a phrase that means that something is completly useless.
Eamon: Oh goddamnit, I got so wasted last nite I threw up 3 times!
Thomas: Damn, than your whole day was for the ass!

Olli: Fuck man, I crashed my Lambo today!
Henner: So your bloody car is for the fuckin ass now!
for the ass by Santacruzshores January 7, 2006
Word of the Day on January 16, 2006
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Thanks for the ass! 

A polite way to thank someone after sexual intercourse.
*after having sex...

Girl: you're leaving?

Boy: yep! Thanks for the ass!

Yes to the fuck to the shit of the bitch for the ass

Fuck this shit up and out all the way through to the other anus of the transgender walaloo hooch’s ducks skftnxj fpga googa kuck me a dinner sandwich fuck you
In conclusion, yes to the fuck to the shit of the bitch for the ass, motherfuckers!

Paying for it out the ass 

A term to describe when you eat a Pizza Pop and all of a sudden you notice it's filling landing on your lap. Thus the expression, "Paying for it out the ass".
Person A:
"Oh god you microwaved those for 4 minutes!"
Person B:
"Yeah, so what?"
Person A:
"Jesus, will you ever be paying for it out the ass."
Person B:
"OH MY GOD IT HIT MY CROTCH!"
Paying for it out the ass by `Dan October 10, 2008

i plaster my ass on the wall for attention

" i plaster my ass on the wall for attention"

" yo bro thats from 4 morant by doja cat that bitch needs help"

On the line for that ass.

Originally coined by Joanlebaptiste of chaturbate fame as "Put that ass on that line". It was later modified by user _gustave to "On the line for that ass".
That girl just doesn't want to get with me. I'm on the line for that ass.

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back 

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere
my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious
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