for the children 

claiming something that is pure and everlasting. just like how you would claim with THE highest intentions, not for yourself, but for the children.

when playing a game of beer pong:

Lex: Yo we gotta make this cup or its game over

J don: Yo ima make this cup, FOR THE CHILDREN

*makes shot

for the children by lexthelibianamphibian December 30, 2011

for the children 

A common exclamatory phrase, originating in Milwaukee, WI. Used when something is considered important.

Hey man I really need a ride

Why are you calling me? Im busy

Please bro, for the children

...Ok fine

for the children by 2012 Mayans January 1, 2012

it's for the children 

It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.

Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"

it's for the children by Arces February 9, 2012

Take the children for a swim 

Defined as sperm deposited by ejaculation into the anus during anal sex and then act of defecating and flushing the toilet. A gross reference to a bodily function resulting in the sperm being flushed down the john with the feces after anal sex. Usually a gay man or a woman can take the children for a swim.

He knew she was the right one when he found out not only could she cook, she had manners too. She could take it up the ass like a pro and told me she would take the children for a swim so she wouldn't ruin my new 600 thread count sheets.

Gay guys are so lucky because they don't have to worry about getting knocked up. After sex they take the children for a swim and don't have to worry about hearing those sobering words, I missed my period.

Take the children for a swim by Leatherlaird July 4, 2009

The main cause of death for children under 5 

Me

What is the main cause of death for children under 5

Me

The main cause of death for children under 5 by Triangular Window Frame May 2, 2023

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket 

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025