footbastard

A class of objects extremely painful to step on accidentally.

The deer antler dog-chew is a first order footbastard. The lego brick is a footbastard. The UK mains plug is a footbastard.

by andwhynot November 21, 2021

Fatbastard

To eat junk food by placing a similar, but slightly different, piece of junk food on top of it. The eater then proceeds to bite both in one motion, hence completing a full fatbastard.

Damn, did you see Sean fatbastard those two doughnuts? Chocolate and Vanilla frosting for the win!

by Crazy Legs February 24, 2006

Michael Fastbastard

Michael Fassbender's alter-ego.

Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

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Michael: Perfection.

"The Michael Fastbastard experience"

by JimGordon November 3, 2020