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playing football with a basketball

usually people play this because they dont have a football or cant buy one so they play footbasket

footbasket by sonofableblob October 10, 2011

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blazin footbasket

a person who hates being called names which one doesnt know the meaning of

ricky: hey
Lucas: whats up ya scrunchie nerd-gay left leaner?
ricky: what do those words mean?
lucas: what a blazin footbasket

blazin footbasket by pianoman12342 October 27, 2011

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blazin footbasket • foot basket • Fartbasket • Footbase • footsketball • Fat Basket

Footbase

A system used to describe the extent of the foot-related acts that a guy has done with a girl. Like the sex-related base system, but with feet.

1st base - light touching of the feet
2nd base - giving a girl a footrub
3rd base - sucking and licking feet and toes
Home run - getting a footjob

"Dude, I totally got to third footbase with Hannah last night."
"All the way to third? Pound that, T-bone!"

Footbase by El Rey Beta February 11, 2010

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foot basket

a foot basket is the basket hanging underneath the chair in front of your desk. This is usually found in a school setting, and can also be used to hold books if you want to piss off who sits behind you.

Dude, get your books out of my foot basket. I need a place to put my feet

foot basket by iamrogue December 3, 2009

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Fartbasket

A portable container into which the participant may discharge an anal vapor in order to share the contents with interested parties at various locations.

Fartbasket
An innovative system utilized to share anally dispersed vaporous aromas with a vast array of geographically distant folkles.

Fartbasket by Jay Kay 1971 January 15, 2019

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footsketball

when a man is tied down by a woman, and the woman ferociously gropes the man’s balls which he can’t do anything about

i was with this girl last night, and she footsketballed me

footsketball by ryut November 25, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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