footbasket

playing football with a basketball

usually people play this because they dont have a football or cant buy one so they play footbasket

by sonofableblob October 10, 2011

blazin footbasket

a person who hates being called names which one doesnt know the meaning of

ricky: hey
Lucas: whats up ya scrunchie nerd-gay left leaner?
ricky: what do those words mean?
lucas: what a blazin footbasket

by pianoman12342 October 27, 2011

Footbase

A system used to describe the extent of the foot-related acts that a guy has done with a girl. Like the sex-related base system, but with feet.

1st base - light touching of the feet
2nd base - giving a girl a footrub
3rd base - sucking and licking feet and toes
Home run - getting a footjob

"Dude, I totally got to third footbase with Hannah last night."
"All the way to third? Pound that, T-bone!"

by El Rey Beta February 11, 2010

foot basket

a foot basket is the basket hanging underneath the chair in front of your desk. This is usually found in a school setting, and can also be used to hold books if you want to piss off who sits behind you.

Dude, get your books out of my foot basket. I need a place to put my feet

by iamrogue December 3, 2009

Fartbasket

A portable container into which the participant may discharge an anal vapor in order to share the contents with interested parties at various locations.

Fartbasket
An innovative system utilized to share anally dispersed vaporous aromas with a vast array of geographically distant folkles.

by Jay Kay 1971 January 15, 2019

footsketball

when a man is tied down by a woman, and the woman ferociously gropes the man’s balls which he can’t do anything about

i was with this girl last night, and she footsketballed me

by ryut November 25, 2023