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Footbase 

A system used to describe the extent of the foot-related acts that a guy has done with a girl. Like the sex-related base system, but with feet.

1st base - light touching of the feet
2nd base - giving a girl a footrub
3rd base - sucking and licking feet and toes
Home run - getting a footjob
"Dude, I totally got to third footbase with Hannah last night."
"All the way to third? Pound that, T-bone!"
Footbase by El Rey Beta February 11, 2010
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A lady which knows how to tease and turn men on with her sexy feet.
-Man, Sandra is a total footbabe. Just look how she crossed her ankles !
-She knows her high arches and soft soles turn us on. That girl is nuts !
footbabe by CuriousOne January 8, 2010

blazin footbasket 

a person who hates being called names which one doesnt know the meaning of
ricky: hey
Lucas: whats up ya scrunchie nerd-gay left leaner?
ricky: what do those words mean?
lucas: what a blazin footbasket
blazin footbasket by pianoman12342 October 27, 2011

penalty footcase

Noun - a padded cover in which a person's shoe covers the toes.
He was suspended for wearing the penalty footcase as a member of the Guardada
penalty footcase by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023

footbasket 

playing football with a basketball
usually people play this because they dont have a football or cant buy one so they play footbasket
footbasket by sonofableblob October 10, 2011

footbastard 

A class of objects extremely painful to step on accidentally.
The deer antler dog-chew is a first order footbastard. The lego brick is a footbastard. The UK mains plug is a footbastard.
footbastard by andwhynot November 21, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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