football Christmas

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.

I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.

football Christmas by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

football christmas

The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.

What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?

football christmas by Ryan Leaf April 21, 2005

National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day 

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout

Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day

National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023