wheediling

Elaborate instrumental noodling, be it jazz or metal, flute or guitar. Any complex instrumental solo. The word stems from Carl on "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" doing a mouth-guitar solo to impress his lady.

"Ron Burgundy's jazz flute solo is some great wheediling."

by FreeNachos February 21, 2013

football Christmas

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.

I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.

by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

foma

Harmless untruths, intended to comfort simple souls.

They make you feel good and are the basis for Kurt Vonnegut's fictional religion "Bokononism".

1) Prosperity is just around the corner. 2) Don't worry, you'll get back together.

by FreeNachos April 21, 2005

Big Jeter

A weird band from Kansas City, MO that mixes weird "cowpunk" (bluegrass? rock? I don't know) music with strange costumes and bizzare multimedia presentations. Talented musicians. The leader is also known to host obscure movie nights.

Big Jeter was throwing hotdogs into the crowd and playing a slide show of themselves racing go-karts.

by FreeNachos December 01, 2004

for totallys

To express complete agreement.

Easily abbreviated to "FT" for text messages.

Chad: Are you going to Mitchell's party?
Lilly: For totallys.

by Freenachos November 08, 2007

Thunder Pie

n: Something that has a mysterious, excessive, awesome quality. Like a combination of explosions, monster trucks, rock bands and free pie. Not an adjective, but a noun which is used more like a metaphor than a description. It is too important not to capitalize.

That ninja riding a bicycle while juggling knives that are on fire is total Thunder Pie.

by FreeNachos October 28, 2004

Uncle Buck

When you take a dump in the shower and then have to squish it down the drain with your foot.

The term stems from a rumor - most likely false - about a deleted scene from the John Candy movie.

Man, I couldn't wait to get out of the shower and dry off, so I just Uncle Bucked it.

by FreeNachos June 01, 2011