11 definitions by FreeNachos

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An underrated and often overlooked movie about a Blaxploitation type character who fights crime with a belt and speaks in nonsense words that everyone understands. Pootie always respects the ladies. He is like a surreal Undercover Brother. Sa-da-tay, my damies! Pootie says "Don't baaaang tha dillies!"
It's a movie title and the name of that movies main character. Do you really need an example?
by FreeNachos November 08, 2004
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Harmless untruths, intended to comfort simple souls.

They make you feel good and are the basis for Kurt Vonnegut's fictional religion "Bokononism".
1) Prosperity is just around the corner. 2) Don't worry, you'll get back together.
by FreeNachos April 21, 2005
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When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.
I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.
by FreeNachos April 23, 2005
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To express complete agreement.

Easily abbreviated to "FT" for text messages.
Chad: Are you going to Mitchell's party?
Lilly: For totallys.
by FreeNachos November 08, 2007
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The reddest NFL team with the loudest fans. Known for being very competitive but rarely winning the championship or showing up for the playoffs. They live in Kansas City, MO. Arch-rival to the Raiders.
The Chiefs scored like a million points this year but still didn't make the playoffs.
by FreeNachos April 23, 2005
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A weird band from Kansas City, MO that mixes weird "cowpunk" (bluegrass? rock? I don't know) music with strange costumes and bizzare multimedia presentations. Talented musicians. The leader is also known to host obscure movie nights.
Big Jeter was throwing hotdogs into the crowd and playing a slide show of themselves racing go-karts.
by FreeNachos November 30, 2004
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Kansas City, Kansas. The less attractive, industrial brother of Kansas City, Missouri. Often mistaken for the larger city across the river where the Chiefs and Royals play. Also, home of World's Fastest Man, Maurice Green.
Kansas City is in Missouri; KCK is a suburb.
by FreeNachos October 27, 2004
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