Fanthomas is the name of an insanely funny Norwegian webcomic-series that make a joke about the life of Jan Thomas a Norwegian, 42 year-old, super gay celebrity.
Fanthomas also jokes about almost every other Norwegian celebrity, but in a smaller manner than Fanthomas.
Every villain in Fanthomas is a spoof on a Batman villain. example: The Fiddler, Poison Øyvind, etc etc.
Fanthomas does not have any super-powers other than being super-fabulous and having tons of botox in a rail-gun.
His sidekick is his 18 year old boyfriend, in the series depicted as a small boy.
Norwegian person 1: Hey did you see the latest Fanthomas?
Norwegian person 2: Of course! Holy Calorie, why wouldn't I?
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"