Fanthomas is the name of an insanely funny Norwegian webcomic-series that make a joke about the life of Jan Thomas a Norwegian, 42 year-old, super gaycelebrity.
Fanthomas also jokes about almost every other Norwegian celebrity, but in a smaller manner than Fanthomas.
Every villain in Fanthomas is a spoof on a Batman villain. example: The Fiddler, Poison Øyvind, etc etc.
Fanthomas does not have any super-powers other than being super-fabulous and having tons of botox in a rail-gun.
His sidekick is his 18 year old boyfriend, in the series depicted as a small boy.
Norwegian person 1: Hey did you see the latest Fanthomas?
Norwegian person 2: Of course! Holy Calorie, why wouldn't I?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!