fomenting

One has been fomenting when one hasn't had a blowjob from another man in a long time because one has been busy with other things.

Colin's roommate had been fomenting for too long and Jesus ties him up to the bed and gives him a blowjob. Colin calls for Banquo and he is embarassed that he had fomented for so long.

by Banquo9999 November 1, 2008

Forecting

The regrowing of one's foreskin to replace the one which is shed to distract predators such as sexually deprived bears with marital problems, or the French.

"Dude I was totally going to be raped by that bear the other night but I was saved cos I shed my foreskin. I've been forecting all morning, it hurts like hell dawg."

by Chocosaurus January 2, 2010

momenting

Having a moment with someone, usually a close brah.

Where did Chris and Zach go?
Oh, they're momenting after finding out they're Eskimo brothers.

by The Synatwists September 18, 2012

frenting

When you borrow or rent something from a friend rather than from a business.

I don't actually own Bioshock 2, I'm just frenting it from Jason.

by badfortune May 18, 2009

frenting

When two friends lend or rent items or services to each other.

I am frenting the Bourne Identity DVD from my friend John.

by PoleZero April 1, 2009

Ego Fonting.

When a forum's default font isn't good enough for someone's ego,
their "thing" is regularly posting in a different font, colour or size,
their status "obviously being more important than everyone else's/the norm".

Not to be confused with SHOUTING, emphasis, or Margot Fonteyn.

"If he didn't have Blue Comic Sans SIZE=4 BOLD FONT, what would that sad, ego fonting, dick, have?."

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by DCooper. September 27, 2009

Foresting

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.

Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.

by Shreddi April 23, 2019