foit

A soft sounding fart making the same noise as the name. Lengths will vary.
*fffooooiiittt*
"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK! Did you just foit?"
by CowsGoneWild November 07, 2007
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foite

Similar to the word fite (fight), only spicier.
*Ay bruh, you want the smoke?
*Yeah dude, let's foite!
by RedSheep MinecraftAndMsp YT August 02, 2019
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Foit

1. Someone you don't want to anger
2. Someone who could rival Chuck Norris in greatness
3. An incredibly strong person with a tatoo
Oh shit, Foit is Pissed
Foooooiiiitttt!!!!!
by leave it to Beave January 08, 2009
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FOITS

Acronym for Fuck Off Into The Sea.

More permanent than "fuck off": you don't just want this person/thing to go away, you want it to march right into the waves and sink to the watery deep, never to bother you or anyone else again. Mostly used on Twitter.
@person: (5 bad tweets replying to someone they don't even follow)
@other_person: Randos with boring opinions who think they deserve your attention can FOITS.
by garaden September 25, 2015
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