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A soft sounding fart making the same noise as the name. Lengths will vary.
*fffooooiiittt*
"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK! Did you just foit?"
foit by CowsGoneWild November 7, 2007
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foit • foith • foite • Foitier • Foitik • Foitre • Foituboi • FOITYS • hit fo' it

hit fo' it 

Usually used immediately prior to a fight. A challenge to throw the first punch.
When Pookie saw Ray-Ray in the hallway he told him to hit fo' it if he was so serious about their dispute.
hit fo' it by Brian December 14, 2004
Similar to the word fite (fight), only spicier.
*Ay bruh, you want the smoke?
*Yeah dude, let's foite!
Catholic term for "growth in faith". Orignally a typo on a radio station. F- Faith, O-Growth, ITH- End of faith.
"Jim has shown real foith over this year. He is becoming a very faith filled Catholic."
foith by St. Francis of Assisi April 30, 2008
A guy hunting female partners to send them tumblr pictures and fuck them, leaving them after to want some more.

He is usually well built, not dangerous. You can trust him, unless it is something important.
-Who is that guy who is speaking with your exgirlfriend?

-He is a foitik! Son of a nice bitch!
Foitik by Flintstone August 30, 2016
Acronym for Fuck Off Into The Sea.

More permanent than "fuck off": you don't just want this person/thing to go away, you want it to march right into the waves and sink to the watery deep, never to bother you or anyone else again. Mostly used on Twitter.
@person: (5 bad tweets replying to someone they don't even follow)
@other_person: Randos with boring opinions who think they deserve your attention can FOITS.
FOITS by garaden September 25, 2015
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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